"Ask your doctor if the Outliers are right for you..."
March 5th, 2004
|ONCE DAILY OUTLIERS (bluesgoway) tablets ARE YOU EXPERIENCING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS? - Feeling like you can't wait for Spring to finally arrive - Anxious over the thought of having to watch paid political advertisements for the next 6 months - Confused about the difference between a Jobless Recovery and a Snobless Discovery - Not sure whether you're glad or sad that your broker doesn't call you with insider information - Feeling lost with the final airing of "Sex in the City" - Suspicious that the Dr. Scholl's powder you just bought might actually be Anthrax - Concerned about what Michael Eisner will now do with all his free time - Wondering if the NY Mets should, like the Yankees, use steroids - Recently took the AirTrain to JFK because, like you, it frequently feels lost IF SO, THEN ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF THE OUTLIERS ARE RIGHT FOR YOU! The OUTLIERS have been clinically proven to help reduce the stress of daily life and are indicated for a broad range of ailments. In clinical trials, a single dose of the OUTLIERS has proven effective versus placebo in helping people feel more centered and get back to enjoying their normal life for up to 24 hours. IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT THE OUTLIERS: The OUTLIERS are not for everyone. People with allergic reactions to good times should not listen to the OUTLIERS. In rare cases (reported in less than 1% of trial cases), serious problems with extreme giddiness and extreme intoxication have resulted from listening to the OUTLIERS. In clinical studies, commonly reported side effects included difficulty removing a smile from your face, dancing for hours on end, staying out much later than originally intended and grabbing an instrument to jam with the band. The OUTLIERS are non-narcotic, although have been known to produce similar effects. The OUTLIERS are well tolerated with all medications and alcohol consumption during OUTLIERS therapy is highly recommended. Please see the Patient Product Information for the OUTLIERS at http://www.outliermusic.com. Active Ingredients: - Searing blues harp (harpocilite isp) - 3-part harmonies (harmonia-bilate hcl) - Grooving guitar attacks (gotfeetnozaine) - Thundering bass guitar (funkotrilate hcl) - Swinging drums (nitrobanging tablets) Inactive Ingredients: - (none that we know of) STOP BY TONIGHT FOR YOUR FREE SAMPLE!!||________________________________________________|
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