Music Humor - Drummers
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| Q: How do you know when there's a drummer at your door? | |
| A: The knocking keeps speeding up! | |
| Q: How can you tell when a drummer is well hung? | |
| A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. | |
| Q: What does it mean when a drummer is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? | |
| A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. | |
| Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brain than a horse? | |
| A: So they don't disgrace themselves in a parade. | |
| Q: How do you tell when the stage is level? | |
| A: Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth. | |
| Q: Why do drummers put their drumsticks on their dashboards? | |
| A: Disabled Parking Permit. | |
| Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? | |
| A: None - they have machines to do that now. | |
| Q: Why do drummers join bands? | |
| A: Because they like hanging out with musicians! | |
| One guy is sitting in the bar all bummed out that he only has an IQ of 70. The guy sitting next to him says, "Don't worry about it, I have an IQ of 65". The guy with the IQ of 70 then asks, "Really, what kind of drum sticks do you use?" | |
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