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  Q: How do you know when there's a drummer at your door?
A: The knocking keeps speeding up!
Q: How can you tell when a drummer is well hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q: What does it mean when a drummer is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brain than a horse?
A: So they don't disgrace themselves in a parade.
Q: How do you tell when the stage is level?
A: Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Q: Why do drummers put their drumsticks on their dashboards?
A: Disabled Parking Permit.
Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None - they have machines to do that now.
Q: Why do drummers join bands?
A: Because they like hanging out with musicians!
One guy is sitting in the bar all bummed out that he only has an IQ of 70. The guy sitting next to him says, "Don't worry about it, I have an IQ of 65". The guy with the IQ of 70 then asks, "Really, what kind of drum sticks do you use?"

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