Music Humor - Keyboard Players

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  Q: What do you have when a keyboard player is buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a keyboard player?
A: One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of keyboard players?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
Q: What does a keyboard player and a sperm have in common?
A: Both have about a 1-in-3 million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead keyboard player in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

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