Music Humor - Keyboard Players
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| Q: What do you have when a keyboard player is buried up to their neck in sand? | |
| A: Not enough sand. | |
| Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a keyboard player? | |
| A: One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's just a fish. | |
| Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of keyboard players? | |
| A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. | |
| Q: What does a keyboard player and a sperm have in common? | |
| A: Both have about a 1-in-3 million chance of becoming a human being. | |
| Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead keyboard player in the middle of the road? | |
| A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. | |
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