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  Q: How does a singer propose marriage?
A: You're having a WHAT?!?
Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
Q: What do singers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. They hold it and let the world revolve around them.
Most bands consist of a number of musicians and a singer.
Q: What do you call a singer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: Why bury singers 6 feet under?
A: Because deep down they're all very nice people.

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