Music Humor - Singers
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| Q: How does a singer propose marriage? | |
| A: You're having a WHAT?!? | |
| Q: Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses? | |
| A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in. | |
| Q: What do singers use for birth control? | |
| A: Their personalities. | |
| Q: How many singers does it take to change a light bulb? | |
| A: Just one. They hold it and let the world revolve around them. | |
| Most bands consist of a number of musicians and a singer. | |
| Q: What do you call a singer without a girlfriend? | |
| A: Homeless. | |
| Q: Why bury singers 6 feet under? | |
| A: Because deep down they're all very nice people. | |
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