"An Opportunity"
May 21st, 2004
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| FROM THE DESK OF MR COLE JOSEPH 47 HILTON AVENUE, VICTORIAL ISLAND, LAGOS NIGERIA. Dear Friend, I am a director in the foreign affairs department of the Outliers Nigerian Fan Club (ONFC). I got your email during a personal research on the Internet and wish to use this opportunity to notify you of the existence of a certain amount we wish to transfer overseas for the purpose of incentive for your participation at the next Outliers gig in your country. In May 2004, the ONFC contracted with certain professional musical acts of the United States for sixty-six million United States dollars ($66,000,000) to perform for my ministry. With only the consent of the head of the contract evaluation department, I over invoiced the contract value by thirty four million United States dollars ($34,000,000). The contract has been completed long ago and performers fully paid off. But in the office files and paper work, the company is still owed USD34M representing the over invoiced amount. Because this amount is derived from the award and execution of a foreign contract, there is no way the money can be paid locally. That is why I contacted you so that we can ask you to see our friends The Outliers. We have concluded (you're not really still reading this, are you?) every necessary arrangement to transfer this amount to a foreign account as the final phase payment for the said contract. What we need is your bank account into which we can deposit the money and after we shall come over there to share the money with you. In return, you need only attend in earnest the next Outliers gig in your area. We sincerely need an honest person (not like the unethical scoundrels running the poor excuse for a liberation in Iraq) to work with. There is no risk involvement because applications will be made to the concerned Federal ministries and parastatal with official approvals given by the Federal government before the Central bank of Nigeria (and we know they're all on the "up and up") will be officially empowered to wire the funds to your account by telegraphic transfer. If you are interested, contact me by Email through getscrewed@androyally.com indicating your full names or company name and address. Your direct telephone and fax numbers, and the date of the next Outliers gig you plan to attend. The name and address of the bank you will like us to deposit the money, the telephone and fax numbers of the bank, your account number etc. Everything has been arranged and I will send more information about the business transaction to you as soon as I hear from you. For obvious reasons, please keep the proposal top secret and highly confidential. Kind regards, Cole | ________________________________________________ |
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