Gig Flier - The Missing Questions

"The Missing Questions"

September 23rd, 2005


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	If you've been following the Chief Justice nominee John Roberts Senate Judiciary Confirmation hearings on TV, you, no doubt (1) noticed the depth and breadth of the Senators' questions, and (2) undoubtedly need a hobby. But perhaps you didn't know that some of the Senators' questions were never shown on CSPAN. We've been able to get our hands on those questions...and in the interest of history, we've culled the list to the Top 10, which we present here for you. 10. What exactly do you wear under your robe? 9. Can you at least spell "abortion" for us? 8. "Less Filling" or "Tastes Great"? 7. How long does it take you to complete a 5-star Sudoku? 6. Sandra Day O'Conner or Ruth Bader Ginsberg - who do you think is the hottie? 5. Don't you think that if they named hurricanes after somthing really scary, like serial killers, that folks would be more likely to get out of their way? 4. Have you ever taken steriods to enhance your performance? 3. Aren't all generalizations false? 2. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 1. Who are you bringing to The Outliers gig tonight?
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