Music Humor - Guitar Players

Music Humor - Guitar Players

	What are the two most frequent guitarist lies?
	1. I am not too loud
	2. I already turned it down

	Q: What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
	A: Who cares - neither one's a guitar.

	Q: How do you get a guitar player to turn down?
	A: Put sheet music in front of him.

	Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
	A: 6 - 1 to put the bulb in, and 5 to say, "I could have done that".

	"Mommy! Mommy! I want to be a guitarist when I grow up!"
	"Now Johnny, you know you can't do both."

	Q: How many guitar players do you need to replace a flourescent light?
	A: Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.

	Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a bag of garbage?
	A: The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

	Q: What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?
	A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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