Music Humor - Harp Players

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  Q: Why do dogs howl when harmonica players play?
A: They're trying to tell them how the song goes.
Q: What is "perfect pitch"?
A: When you lob a harmonica into a toilet without hitting the rim.
Q: What do you call a harmonica player who doesn't step all over the singer's lines?
A: Deceased.
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to screw it in and four to determine if it should be in straight or cross position.
Q: What do you call a harmonica player who says he knows what notes he's playing?
A: A liar.
Q: Why do harmonica players say they play a "harp"?
1: So you won't think they play a harmonica.
2. "Harmonica" is a four-syllable word.
Q: What do you call a harmonica player in a brand new suit?
A: Dearly departed.
Q: What do you call a groupie who hangs around and annoys musicians?
A: A harmonica player.
Q: If you threw a guitar player and a harmonica player off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
A: The guitar player. The harp would have to stop halfway down to ask what key they're in.
A guitar player says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my guitar."
His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!"

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