Music Humor - Harp Players
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  | Q: Why do dogs howl when harmonica players play? |
A: They're trying to tell them how the song goes. | |
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Q: What is "perfect pitch"? | |
A: When you lob a harmonica into a toilet without hitting the rim. | |
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Q: What do you call a harmonica player who doesn't step all over the singer's lines? | |
A: Deceased. | |
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Q: How many harmonica players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | |
A: Five. One to screw it in and four to determine if it should be in straight or cross position. | |
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Q: What do you call a harmonica player who says he knows what notes he's playing? | |
A: A liar. | |
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Q: Why do harmonica players say they play a "harp"? | |
1: So you won't think they play a harmonica. | |
2. "Harmonica" is a four-syllable word. | |
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Q: What do you call a harmonica player in a brand new suit? | |
A: Dearly departed. | |
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Q: What do you call a groupie who hangs around and annoys musicians? | |
A: A harmonica player. | |
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Q: If you threw a guitar player and a harmonica player off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? | |
A: The guitar player. The harp would have to stop halfway down to ask what key they're in. | |
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A guitar player says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my guitar." | |
His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!" | |
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